SHEEN pt. 3

SHEEN pt. 3

Published on March 22nd, 2011 by Joel

Part 3 of 4! The SHOCKING CONCLUSION comin at cha on Friday.

I dunno why I haven’t written about this yet. So way back, before Pib, before Everyman, my obsession was drawing cartoons of a character named P-1N+3. Weird name, yes. It doesn’t mean anything. He came about during some high school math class. Now, I am no drawer. If you ask me to draw things well, I would probably do the opposite of that thing that you asked me. And yet, I drew. At the back of the class. And throughout middle school I drew only two things: sketches of Homer Simpson and sketches of Sonic the Hedgehog (no wonder the ladies loved me so much!!!!!!!!!). Then I started drawing a guy that looked like this:

P-1N+3! As the story went, he was a skin cell that lived in a bowl of skin cells (as you do), and after being taken by a little girl to a nuclear power plant (as it happens), a nuclear explosion expanded P-1N+3 to human size, after which he proceeded to fight monsters and the sort.

I went mad with this guy. I planned out comics, and cartoons, and tv show intros… I was dead set on making this the next big cartoon series.

I even got into contact with some dude from Abu Dhabi who (probably due to his fractured English) thought he was talking to an actual cartoon producer, and not some 16 year old kid. I spoke authoritatively enough that he made a 6 minute cartoon based on my notebook sketched drawings and Microsoft Word script. And it was thrilling! (Though when I watch it now I cringe miserably). We parted ways after that point (I think he caught on after hearing the voice recordings done by me and my other still nasally friends), and the next time I heard from him was through an email I recieved at like 4AM local Abu Dhabi time that read:

HI JOEL HAPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rauf.

Oh, Rauf! You’ll bury us all.

The reason I wrote this is because I curiously checked out the old domain for the cartoon, I was met with this:

LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET?! that’s filler text. they are filling my old domain with filler text for some lame graphic design studio.

They have a “contact” space below, so obviously I decided to abuse it.

What’s up, studio9one. I would like for you to put this domain to good use. This domain meant a lot to a 16 year old kid some years back. I dunno if you’ve surpassed the probably 90 hits that domain got back then, but know that every one of those 90 people clicked away satisfied. First step: put some real content on here. I’ll be checking back. And judging you, hard.

— Signed, The Spirits of The Past (aka some dude in Canada)

I really want a response.

Come back Friday for the final Sheen comic, and potentially some exciting news….


Discussion (7)¬

  1. Eric Troyer says:

    Nice mood in panel 1, but the GOD mouth in panel 2 is just freaky. Love it!

  2. Nathan says:

    Ahhhhh, where did P-1N+3 go on Newgrounds? We need to catalog it for history.

  3. Joel says:

    I took it down :). It is stored on my hard drive because, well….. You know….

  4. Rebekah says:

    Today i-is friday… yet no shocking conclusion?
    I’m tempted to write a really bad pun in reference to Rebecca Black’s song “Friday”, but I figure it won’t be that funny so I won’t.
    Hope it’s up soon!

  5. bdh says:

    mhm. now Saturday. still disappointed.

  6. Nathan says:

    Bah, making me feel bad now.

  7. Joel says:

    Dear fans (??????)
    double feature coming tonight.